dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from

https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp

A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.

50
reliability

Reliability & health

Uptime and response time from our own unpaid probes, plus the reliability score built from them.

7 days 30 days

Uptime

100.0% avg
0% 50% 100% Mon 3 AMWed 8 AMFri 3 PMMon 12 AM

Response time

p50 749ms · p95 937ms
0ms 650ms 1300ms Mon 3 AMWed 8 AMFri 3 PMMon 12 AM
Data table
Reliability history per time bucket over the last 7 days (hourly).
Bucket Uptime Probes Response time
8/31/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 765ms
8/31/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 757ms
8/31/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 736ms
8/31/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 769ms
8/31/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 838ms
8/31/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 737ms
8/31/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 696ms
8/31/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 669ms
8/31/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 843ms
8/31/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 779ms
8/31/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 764ms
8/31/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 287ms
8/31/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 822ms
8/31/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 789ms
8/31/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 811ms
8/31/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 809ms
8/31/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 715ms
8/31/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 220ms
8/31/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 693ms
9/1/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 695ms
9/1/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 863ms
9/1/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 748ms
9/1/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 823ms
9/1/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 872ms
9/1/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 750ms
9/1/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 741ms
9/1/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 182ms
9/1/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 245ms
9/1/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 764ms
9/1/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 827ms
9/1/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 793ms
9/1/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 757ms
9/1/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 936ms
9/1/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 816ms
9/1/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 805ms
9/1/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 734ms
9/1/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 873ms
9/1/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 755ms
9/1/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 710ms
9/2/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 738ms
9/2/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 766ms
9/2/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 798ms
9/2/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 708ms
9/2/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 697ms
9/2/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 1170ms
9/2/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 831ms
9/2/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 716ms
9/2/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 797ms
9/2/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 751ms
9/2/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 798ms
9/2/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 858ms
9/2/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 768ms
9/2/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 713ms
9/2/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 757ms
9/2/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 755ms
9/2/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 827ms
9/2/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 694ms
9/2/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 815ms
9/2/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 724ms
9/2/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 759ms
9/3/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 788ms
9/3/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 778ms
9/3/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 747ms
9/3/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 665ms
9/3/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 724ms
9/3/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 637ms
9/3/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 695ms
9/3/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 247ms
9/3/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 242ms
9/3/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 698ms
9/3/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 190ms
9/3/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 732ms
9/3/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 828ms
9/3/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 186ms
9/3/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 971ms
9/3/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 995ms
9/3/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 282ms
9/3/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 238ms
9/3/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 761ms
9/3/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 704ms
9/3/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 668ms
9/4/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 793ms
9/4/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 179ms
9/4/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 779ms
9/4/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 795ms
9/4/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 759ms
9/4/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 1018ms
9/4/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 298ms
9/4/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 699ms
9/4/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 185ms
9/4/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 694ms
9/4/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 753ms
9/4/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 721ms
9/4/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 811ms
9/4/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 959ms
9/4/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 732ms
9/4/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 823ms
9/4/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 767ms
9/4/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 782ms
9/4/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 680ms
9/4/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 190ms
9/5/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 657ms
9/5/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 804ms
9/5/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 785ms
9/5/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 734ms
9/5/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 731ms
9/5/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 727ms
9/5/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 642ms
9/5/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 146ms
9/5/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 166ms
9/5/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 183ms
9/5/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 382ms
9/5/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 705ms
9/5/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 741ms
9/5/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 931ms
9/5/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 776ms
9/5/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 738ms
9/5/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 747ms
9/5/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 788ms
9/5/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 768ms
9/5/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 835ms
9/5/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 165ms
9/6/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 870ms
9/6/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 748ms
9/6/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 762ms
9/6/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 736ms
9/6/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 717ms
9/6/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 650ms
9/6/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 728ms
9/6/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 193ms
9/6/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 647ms
9/6/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 684ms
9/6/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 1239ms
9/6/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 748ms
9/6/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 884ms
9/6/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 770ms
9/6/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 788ms
9/6/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 705ms
9/6/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 1078ms
9/7/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 760ms
50
Composite reliability — the weighted average of the dimensions below, on a 0–100 scale.
Availability
99

How often it was reachable when we probed it (weight 35%).

Latency
83

How quickly it answers when it is up — fast scores high (weight 20%).

Security
100

Whether it serves over working TLS / https (weight 15%).

Transparency
36

Whether the operator disclosed what it does — description, schema, identity (weight 15%).

Activity
not yet measured

Observed on-chain payments to this endpoint's wallet — transactions, volume, and distinct paying wallets over the last month (weight 15%; not yet measured when we have not seen its wallet settle).

Confidence 100% — how much probe evidence backs this score. A thin history is flagged, not hidden.

See the scoring methodology for exactly how each number is computed.

Payment

Currencies
—
Networks
—
Facilitator
unknown
SDK
unknown

Operator

Company
inferred — unknown
Jurisdiction
—
Registrar
Cloudflare, Inc.
Domain registered
2026-06-11
Hosting network
CLOUDFLARENET
Hosting country
—

Operator context is derived from public RDAP/TLS records and unverified. Company and country are only available for endpoints that publish them (an OV/EV TLS certificate or a non-redacted domain record); most endpoints are CDN-fronted and disclose neither.