x402joke.vercel.app

https://x402joke.vercel.app/api/buy

Shares a payout wallet with 1 other endpoint — its adoption is attributed from that shared wallet's traffic, not earned exclusively.

Pay-per-joke vending machine: send USDC, get a fresh Claude-generated joke. Optional "theme" picks the topic.

29
reliability

Reliability & health

Uptime and response time from our own unpaid probes, plus the reliability score built from them.

7 days 30 days

Uptime

0.0% avg
0% 50% 100% Fri 4 AMSun 5 AMTue 5 AMThu 5 AM

Response time

0ms 50ms 100ms Fri 4 AMSun 5 AMTue 5 AMThu 5 AM
Data table
Reliability history per time bucket over the last 7 days (hourly).
Bucket Uptime Probes Response time
8/14/2026, 4:00:00 AM 0% 1 —
8/15/2026, 5:00:00 AM 0% 1 —
8/16/2026, 5:00:00 AM 0% 1 —
8/17/2026, 5:00:00 AM 0% 1 —
8/18/2026, 5:00:00 AM 0% 1 —
8/19/2026, 5:00:00 AM 0% 1 —
8/20/2026, 5:00:00 AM 0% 1 —
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Composite reliability — the weighted average of the dimensions below, on a 0–100 scale.
Availability
0

How often it was reachable when we probed it (weight 35%).

Latency
not yet measured

How quickly it answers when it is up — fast scores high (weight 20%).

Security
100

Whether it serves over working TLS / https (weight 15%).

Transparency
55

Whether the operator disclosed what it does — description, schema, identity (weight 15%).

Activity
9

Observed on-chain payments to this endpoint's wallet — transactions, volume, and distinct paying wallets over the last month (weight 15%; not yet measured when we have not seen its wallet settle).

Confidence 60% — how much probe evidence backs this score. A thin history is flagged, not hidden.

See the scoring methodology for exactly how each number is computed.

Payment

Currencies
USDC
Networks
base
Facilitator
unknown
SDK
unknown

Operator

Company
inferred — unknown
Jurisdiction
—
Registrar
—
Domain registered
—
Hosting network
—
Hosting country
—

Operator context is derived from public RDAP/TLS records and unverified. Company and country are only available for endpoints that publish them (an OV/EV TLS certificate or a non-redacted domain record); most endpoints are CDN-fronted and disclose neither.

On-chain activity (base)

11
payments (30d)
0.11
USD volume (30d)
4
paying wallets (30d)

Payments per day

last payment 8/20/2026
0 3 5 Jul 22Jul 25Aug 11Aug 20
Data table
Settled payments per day.
Day Payments Volume (USD) Paying wallets
7/22/2026 2 0.02 1
7/23/2026 1 0.01 1
7/25/2026 2 0.02 1
7/26/2026 2 0.02 1
8/11/2026 1 0.01 1
8/14/2026 1 0.01 1
8/20/2026 2 0.02 1

This payout wallet is shared: figures cover all 2 endpoints paid at it, since payments cannot be attributed to one of them. Only payments settled on chains and facilitators we index.

Response schema 
{
  "input": {
    "bodyFields": {
      "theme": {
        "description": "Optional joke theme. Omit for a surprise joke.",
        "example": "corgis",
        "required": false,
        "type": "string"
      }
    },
    "bodyType": "json",
    "discoverable": true,
    "method": "POST",
    "type": "http"
  },
  "output": {
    "example": {
      "joke": "I told my dog he's adopted. He didn't take it well — turns out he already knew, he just hadn't found the right moment to bring it up.",
      "theme": "dogs"
    },
    "type": "json"
  }
}