oracle.the-undesirables.com

https://oracle.the-undesirables.com/api/v1/simulate

Shares a payout wallet with 13 other endpoints — its adoption is attributed from that shared wallet's traffic, not earned exclusively.

Predict the future market value of any collectible trading card with a conformal-calibrated risk forecast (default): regime-aware split-conformal bands fit on real holdout residuals, returning calibrated forecast percentiles (5th–95th), honest VaR/CVaR, and Safe-Hold/Momentum letter grades. Monte Carlo models (GBM / Merton Jump-Diffusion with Poisson jumps) are available opt-in via model=. Covers Pokémon, Magic, Yu-Gi-Oh, sports cards, and any tokenized real-world asset.

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reliability

Reliability & health

Uptime and response time from our own unpaid probes, plus the reliability score built from them.

7 days 30 days

Uptime

100.0% avg
0% 50% 100% Fri 7 AMSun 2 PMTue 9 PMFri 5 AM

Response time

p50 96ms · p95 281ms
0ms 200ms 400ms Fri 7 AMSun 2 PMTue 9 PMFri 5 AM
Data table
Reliability history per time bucket over the last 7 days (hourly).
Bucket Uptime Probes Response time
8/14/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 103ms
8/14/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 95ms
8/14/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 115ms
8/14/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 96ms
8/14/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 98ms
8/14/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 85ms
8/14/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 99ms
8/14/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 95ms
8/14/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 94ms
8/14/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 96ms
8/14/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 105ms
8/14/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 102ms
8/14/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 99ms
8/14/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 99ms
8/14/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 104ms
8/15/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 100ms
8/15/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 91ms
8/15/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 112ms
8/15/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 93ms
8/15/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 85ms
8/15/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 82ms
8/15/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 98ms
8/15/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 79ms
8/15/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 109ms
8/15/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 90ms
8/15/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 106ms
8/15/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 87ms
8/15/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 81ms
8/15/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 96ms
8/15/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 94ms
8/15/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 104ms
8/15/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 104ms
8/15/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 96ms
8/15/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 157ms
8/15/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 168ms
8/15/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 268ms
8/16/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 112ms
8/16/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 111ms
8/16/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 98ms
8/16/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 107ms
8/16/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 235ms
8/16/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 89ms
8/16/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 182ms
8/16/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 181ms
8/16/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 311ms
8/16/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 229ms
8/16/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 190ms
8/16/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 278ms
8/16/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 292ms
8/16/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 194ms
8/16/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 96ms
8/16/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 179ms
8/16/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 279ms
8/16/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 190ms
8/16/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 175ms
8/16/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 188ms
8/17/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 298ms
8/17/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 102ms
8/17/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 298ms
8/17/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 244ms
8/17/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 95ms
8/17/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 134ms
8/17/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 282ms
8/17/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 308ms
8/17/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 257ms
8/17/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 182ms
8/17/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 385ms
8/17/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 316ms
8/17/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 210ms
8/17/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 91ms
8/17/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 114ms
8/17/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 96ms
8/17/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 120ms
8/17/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 98ms
8/17/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 92ms
8/17/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 106ms
8/17/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 154ms
8/18/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 81ms
8/18/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 101ms
8/18/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 83ms
8/18/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 91ms
8/18/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 96ms
8/18/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 103ms
8/18/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 173ms
8/18/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 93ms
8/18/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 101ms
8/18/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 252ms
8/18/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 248ms
8/18/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 137ms
8/18/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 183ms
8/18/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 139ms
8/18/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 176ms
8/18/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 93ms
8/18/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 91ms
8/18/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 94ms
8/18/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 99ms
8/18/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 98ms
8/18/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 92ms
8/19/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 105ms
8/19/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 95ms
8/19/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 85ms
8/19/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 99ms
8/19/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 94ms
8/19/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 77ms
8/19/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 88ms
8/19/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 101ms
8/19/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 93ms
8/19/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 97ms
8/19/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 86ms
8/19/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 80ms
8/19/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 109ms
8/19/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 40ms
8/19/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 35ms
8/19/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 32ms
8/19/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 38ms
8/19/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 56ms
8/19/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 38ms
8/19/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 47ms
8/20/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 37ms
8/20/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 36ms
8/20/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 36ms
8/20/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 38ms
8/20/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 40ms
8/20/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 36ms
8/20/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 42ms
8/20/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 38ms
8/20/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 39ms
8/20/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 37ms
8/20/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 41ms
8/20/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 43ms
8/20/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 38ms
8/20/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 39ms
8/20/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 40ms
8/20/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 37ms
8/20/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 42ms
8/20/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 39ms
8/20/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 44ms
8/20/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 40ms
8/20/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 37ms
8/21/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 45ms
8/21/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 2 40ms
8/21/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 46ms
8/21/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 37ms
8/21/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 37ms
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Composite reliability — the weighted average of the dimensions below, on a 0–100 scale.
Availability
100

How often it was reachable when we probed it (weight 35%).

Latency
100

How quickly it answers when it is up — fast scores high (weight 20%).

Security
100

Whether it serves over working TLS / https (weight 15%).

Transparency
61

Whether the operator disclosed what it does — description, schema, identity (weight 15%).

Activity
5

Observed on-chain payments to this endpoint's wallet — transactions, volume, and distinct paying wallets over the last month (weight 15%; not yet measured when we have not seen its wallet settle).

Confidence 100% — how much probe evidence backs this score. A thin history is flagged, not hidden.

See the scoring methodology for exactly how each number is computed.

Payment

Currencies
USDC
Networks
base
Facilitator
unknown
SDK
unknown

Operator

Company
inferred — unknown
Jurisdiction
—
Registrar
Porkbun LLC
Domain registered
2026-03-04
Hosting network
CLOUDFLARENET
Hosting country
—

Operator context is derived from public RDAP/TLS records and unverified. Company and country are only available for endpoints that publish them (an OV/EV TLS certificate or a non-redacted domain record); most endpoints are CDN-fronted and disclose neither.

On-chain activity (base)

42
payments (30d)
6.64
USD volume (30d)
6
paying wallets (30d)

Payments per day

last payment 8/16/2026
0 10 20 Jul 26Jul 29Aug 10Aug 16
Data table
Settled payments per day.
Day Payments Volume (USD) Paying wallets
7/26/2026 19 3.69 3
7/27/2026 6 0.12 1
7/29/2026 1 0.02 1
8/9/2026 8 0.87 1
8/10/2026 2 0.05 1
8/14/2026 5 1.8 1
8/16/2026 1 0.1 1

This payout wallet is shared: figures cover all 14 endpoints paid at it, since payments cannot be attributed to one of them. Only payments settled on chains and facilitators we index.

Linked by wallet — likely same operator

On-chain agent identity and the x402 endpoint that shares its settlement wallet.

https://oracle.the-undesirables.com/api/v1/arb-basket x402 endpoint https://oracle.the-undesirables.com/api/v1/phygital/arbitrage x402 endpoint
Response schema 
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