Fiyah Jamaican Patois Translator

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Sovereign, local-first Jamaican Patois Translation API with Lightning paywalls. Translates standard English into fluent, authentic Jamaican Patois (Patwa) with natural spelling, phonetics, and customizable vibes (music, farming, weather, default). Powered by your home-hosted RTX 3060.

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reliability

Reliability & health

Uptime and response time from our own unpaid probes, plus the reliability score built from them.

Uptime

100.0% avg
0% 50% 100% Fri 10 PMMon 5 AMWed 12 PMFri 8 PM

Response time

p50 2034ms · p95 3064ms
0ms 4600ms 9200ms Fri 10 PMMon 5 AMWed 12 PMFri 8 PM
Data table
Reliability history per time bucket over the last 7 days (hourly).
Bucket Uptime Probes Response time
8/14/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 1830ms
8/14/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 2034ms
8/15/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 2069ms
8/15/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 1987ms
8/15/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 2029ms
8/15/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 996ms
8/15/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 1999ms
8/15/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 2024ms
8/15/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 2045ms
8/15/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 1984ms
8/15/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 2066ms
8/15/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 2013ms
8/15/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 1988ms
8/15/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 2061ms
8/15/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 892ms
8/15/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 2358ms
8/15/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 2037ms
8/15/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 2011ms
8/15/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 2088ms
8/15/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 2462ms
8/15/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 9193ms
8/15/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 2831ms
8/15/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 2004ms
8/16/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 2041ms
8/16/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 2586ms
8/16/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 2016ms
8/16/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 2157ms
8/16/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 2035ms
8/16/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 2139ms
8/16/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 992ms
8/16/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 1013ms
8/16/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 2038ms
8/16/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 2371ms
8/16/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 2052ms
8/16/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 2010ms
8/16/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 3621ms
8/16/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 1988ms
8/16/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 2079ms
8/16/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 2104ms
8/16/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 2023ms
8/16/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 2064ms
8/16/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 2038ms
8/16/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 2006ms
8/16/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 2064ms
8/17/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 2104ms
8/17/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 2035ms
8/17/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 2032ms
8/17/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 2034ms
8/17/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 1987ms
8/17/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 1987ms
8/17/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 2011ms
8/17/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 1207ms
8/17/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 1020ms
8/17/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 3672ms
8/17/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 4674ms
8/17/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 2604ms
8/17/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 3108ms
8/17/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 2582ms
8/17/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 2146ms
8/17/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 2932ms
8/17/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 2024ms
8/17/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 2001ms
8/17/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 2241ms
8/17/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 2196ms
8/18/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 2283ms
8/18/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 2082ms
8/18/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 2062ms
8/18/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 2149ms
8/18/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 2072ms
8/18/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 1956ms
8/18/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 2005ms
8/18/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 1954ms
8/18/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 2388ms
8/18/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 2046ms
8/18/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 2087ms
8/18/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 1918ms
8/18/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 2062ms
8/18/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 1991ms
8/18/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 977ms
8/18/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 3977ms
8/18/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 1958ms
8/18/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 1988ms
8/18/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 2018ms
8/18/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 1928ms
8/18/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 2112ms
8/19/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 2008ms
8/19/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 1981ms
8/19/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 2030ms
8/19/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 1971ms
8/19/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 1975ms
8/19/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 2042ms
8/19/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 2018ms
8/19/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 2008ms
8/19/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 1985ms
8/19/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 4321ms
8/19/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 2121ms
8/19/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 2402ms
8/19/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 2085ms
8/19/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 2595ms
8/19/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 2002ms
8/19/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 1012ms
8/19/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 1982ms
8/19/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 2065ms
8/19/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 2264ms
8/19/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 3499ms
8/20/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 2204ms
8/20/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 2057ms
8/20/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 2078ms
8/20/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 2008ms
8/20/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 2125ms
8/20/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 2023ms
8/20/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 1996ms
8/20/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 1977ms
8/20/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 1993ms
8/20/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 2169ms
8/20/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 2035ms
8/20/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 2041ms
8/20/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 1962ms
8/20/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 2027ms
8/20/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 1967ms
8/20/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 2083ms
8/20/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 2062ms
8/20/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 2023ms
8/20/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 2124ms
8/20/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 2017ms
8/20/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 2054ms
8/21/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 2029ms
8/21/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 2030ms
8/21/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 2077ms
8/21/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 2047ms
8/21/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 2017ms
8/21/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 2031ms
8/21/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 1908ms
8/21/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 1969ms
8/21/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 2025ms
8/21/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 1034ms
8/21/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 1970ms
8/21/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 2056ms
8/21/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 2030ms
8/21/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 2042ms
8/21/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 2086ms
8/21/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 2059ms
8/21/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 2042ms
8/21/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 2 1324ms
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Composite reliability — the weighted average of the dimensions below, on a 0–100 scale.
Availability
100

How often it was reachable when we probed it (weight 35%).

Latency
36

How quickly it answers when it is up — fast scores high (weight 20%).

Security
100

Whether it serves over working TLS / https (weight 15%).

Transparency
61

Whether the operator disclosed what it does — description, schema, identity (weight 15%).

Activity
not yet measured

Observed on-chain payments to this endpoint's wallet — transactions, volume, and distinct paying wallets over the last month (weight 15%; not yet measured when we have not seen its wallet settle).

Confidence 100% — how much probe evidence backs this score. A thin history is flagged, not hidden.

See the scoring methodology for exactly how each number is computed.

Payment

Currencies
BTC
Networks
lightning
Facilitator
unknown
SDK
unknown

Operator

Company
inferred — unknown
Jurisdiction
Registrar
Cloudflare, Inc.
Domain registered
2026-04-07
Hosting network
CLOUDFLARENET
Hosting country

Operator context is derived from public RDAP/TLS records and unverified. Company and country are only available for endpoints that publish them (an OV/EV TLS certificate or a non-redacted domain record); most endpoints are CDN-fronted and disclose neither.

Response schema
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