x402.professorsausages.com
https://x402.professorsausages.com/sfx/generateShares a payout wallet with 108 other endpoints — its adoption is attributed from that shared wallet's traffic, not earned exclusively.
Deterministic 8-bit SFX synthesis from a preset + seed — base64 WAV plus the reproducible SFXR parameter block
Reliability & health
Uptime and response time from our own unpaid probes, plus the reliability score built from them.
Uptime
100.0% avgResponse time
p50 13ms · p95 26msData table
| Bucket | Uptime | Probes | Response time |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9/28/2026, 6:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 9/28/2026, 8:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 10ms |
| 9/28/2026, 10:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 10ms |
| 9/29/2026, 12:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 20ms |
| 9/29/2026, 1:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 9/29/2026, 2:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 9/29/2026, 4:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 9/29/2026, 6:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 9/29/2026, 8:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 16ms |
| 9/29/2026, 9:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 9/29/2026, 11:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 10ms |
| 9/29/2026, 1:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 9/29/2026, 3:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 81ms |
| 9/29/2026, 4:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 29ms |
| 9/29/2026, 6:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 9/29/2026, 8:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 9/29/2026, 10:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 9/30/2026, 12:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 9/30/2026, 2:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 19ms |
| 9/30/2026, 4:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 15ms |
| 9/30/2026, 6:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 9/30/2026, 7:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 9/30/2026, 10:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 50ms |
| 9/30/2026, 11:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 15ms |
| 9/30/2026, 2:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 9/30/2026, 4:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 16ms |
| 9/30/2026, 6:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 16ms |
| 9/30/2026, 7:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 9/30/2026, 9:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 14ms |
| 9/30/2026, 11:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/1/2026, 1:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 14ms |
| 10/1/2026, 2:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 17ms |
| 10/1/2026, 3:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/1/2026, 5:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 9ms |
| 10/1/2026, 7:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 14ms |
| 10/1/2026, 9:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 19ms |
| 10/1/2026, 10:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 15ms |
| 10/1/2026, 12:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/1/2026, 2:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 9ms |
| 10/1/2026, 4:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 14ms |
| 10/1/2026, 5:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 10/1/2026, 7:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 14ms |
| 10/1/2026, 9:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 10ms |
| 10/1/2026, 11:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/2/2026, 1:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 17ms |
| 10/2/2026, 2:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 10/2/2026, 3:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 16ms |
| 10/2/2026, 5:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 15ms |
| 10/2/2026, 7:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/2/2026, 9:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/2/2026, 10:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 10/2/2026, 12:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 10/2/2026, 2:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/2/2026, 3:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 33ms |
| 10/2/2026, 5:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 10/2/2026, 7:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/2/2026, 9:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 15ms |
| 10/2/2026, 11:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 10/3/2026, 12:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 10/3/2026, 2:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/3/2026, 3:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 10ms |
| 10/3/2026, 5:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/3/2026, 7:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 10/3/2026, 9:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 14ms |
| 10/3/2026, 10:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 18ms |
| 10/3/2026, 12:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 10/3/2026, 2:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/3/2026, 4:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 218ms |
| 10/3/2026, 6:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 22ms |
| 10/3/2026, 7:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 10/3/2026, 9:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 19ms |
| 10/3/2026, 11:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 10/4/2026, 1:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/4/2026, 2:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 17ms |
| 10/4/2026, 3:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 16ms |
| 10/4/2026, 5:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/4/2026, 7:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 10/4/2026, 9:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 12ms |
| 10/4/2026, 1:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/4/2026, 3:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 9ms |
| 10/4/2026, 4:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 10ms |
| 10/4/2026, 6:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 15ms |
| 10/4/2026, 8:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 16ms |
| 10/5/2026, 2:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 10/5/2026, 7:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 10ms |
| 10/5/2026, 8:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 13ms |
| 10/5/2026, 9:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 9ms |
| 10/5/2026, 11:00:00 AM | 100% | 1 | 11ms |
| 10/5/2026, 1:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 14ms |
| 10/5/2026, 2:00:00 PM | 100% | 1 | 10ms |
- Availability
- 100
- Latency
- 100
- Security
- 100
- Transparency
- 61
- Activity
- 2
How often it was reachable when we probed it (weight 35%).
How quickly it answers when it is up — fast scores high (weight 20%).
Whether it serves over working TLS / https (weight 15%).
Whether the operator disclosed what it does — description, schema, identity (weight 15%).
Observed on-chain payments to this endpoint's wallet — transactions, volume, and distinct paying wallets over the last month (weight 15%; not yet measured when we have not seen its wallet settle).
Confidence 100% — how much probe evidence backs this score. A thin history is flagged, not hidden.
See the scoring methodology for exactly how each number is computed.
Payment
- Currencies
- USDC
- Networks
- base
- Facilitator
- unknown
- SDK
- unknown
Operator
- Company
- inferred — unknown
- Jurisdiction
- —
- Registrar
- GoDaddy.com, LLC
- Domain registered
- 2025-08-23
- Hosting network
- CLOUDFLARENET
- Hosting country
- —
Operator context is derived from public RDAP/TLS records and unverified. Company and country are only available for endpoints that publish them (an OV/EV TLS certificate or a non-redacted domain record); most endpoints are CDN-fronted and disclose neither.
On-chain activity (base)
Payments per day
last payment 10/5/2026Data table
| Day | Payments | Volume (USD) | Paying wallets |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9/6/2026 | 1 | 0.01 | 1 |
| 9/7/2026 | 1 | 0.01 | 1 |
| 9/8/2026 | 2 | 0.02 | 2 |
| 9/9/2026 | 1 | 0.01 | 1 |
| 9/10/2026 | 2 | 0.02 | 2 |
| 9/11/2026 | 1 | 0.01 | 1 |
| 9/12/2026 | 2 | 0.02 | 2 |
| 9/13/2026 | 1 | 0.01 | 1 |
| 9/15/2026 | 2 | 0.02 | 2 |
| 9/16/2026 | 3 | 0.03 | 2 |
| 9/17/2026 | 4 | 0.04 | 4 |
| 9/18/2026 | 1 | 0.01 | 1 |
| 9/19/2026 | 1 | 0.01 | 1 |
| 9/20/2026 | 62 | 1.5 | 1 |
| 9/21/2026 | 4 | 0.09 | 2 |
| 9/22/2026 | 11 | 0.33 | 3 |
| 9/23/2026 | 1 | 0.02 | 1 |
| 9/24/2026 | 3 | 0.06 | 2 |
| 9/25/2026 | 1 | 0.02 | 1 |
| 9/27/2026 | 3 | 0.06 | 2 |
| 10/1/2026 | 2 | 0.04 | 2 |
| 10/2/2026 | 1 | 0.02 | 1 |
| 10/5/2026 | 3 | 0.06 | 1 |
This payout wallet is shared: figures cover all 109 endpoints paid at it, since payments cannot be attributed to one of them. Only payments settled on chains and facilitators we index.
Linked by wallet — likely same operator
On-chain agent identity and the x402 endpoint that shares its settlement wallet.
Response schema
{
"properties": {
"about": {
"description": "What this response is and where its data comes from, in one sentence.",
"type": "string"
},
"bitsPerSample": {
"enum": [
8,
16
],
"type": "integer"
},
"byteLength": {
"description": "Total WAV size in bytes.",
"type": "integer"
},
"clipped": {
"description": "Samples clamped to range (0 = clean).",
"type": "integer"
},
"durationMs": {
"type": "integer"
},
"format": {
"description": "The fidelity profile actually rendered (not necessarily the one requested).",
"enum": [
"wav16",
"wav8",
"retro",
"custom"
],
"type": "string"
},
"formatOverride": {
"description": "Only present when explicit bits/sampleRate overrode the requested `format`.",
"properties": {
"applied": {
"enum": [
"wav16",
"wav8",
"retro",
"custom"
],
"type": "string"
},
"detail": {
"type": "string"
},
"overriddenBy": {
"items": {
"enum": [
"bits",
"sampleRate"
],
"type": "string"
},
"type": "array"
},
"requested": {
"description": "The `format` the caller sent.",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"requested",
"applied",
"overriddenBy",
"detail"
],
"type": "object"
},
"freshness": {
"description": "How fresh the data is, measured when you called. `age_seconds` is the number to act on; `max_age_seconds` is the refresh cadence (null = deterministic, cannot go stale).",
"properties": {
"age_seconds": {
"minimum": 0,
"type": "integer"
},
"as_of": {
"description": "Newest datum this answer is based on (ISO 8601).",
"type": "string"
},
"max_age_seconds": {
"minimum": 0,
"type": [
"integer",
"null"
]
},
"note": {
"type": "string"
},
"tier": {
"example": "nightly",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"tier",
"as_of",
"age_seconds",
"max_age_seconds"
],
"type": "object"
},
"mimeType": {
"enum": [
"audio/wav"
],
"type": "string"
},
"params": {
"description": "SFXR synthesis parameters. wave_type: 0=square,1=sawtooth,2=sine,3=noise. All p_* are on [0,1] except SIGNED ones on [-1,1]. sample_rate/sample_size reflect the chosen output.",
"properties": {
"p_arp_mod": {
"description": "SIGNED [-1,1]",
"type": "number"
},
"p_arp_speed": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_base_freq": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_duty": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_duty_ramp": {
"description": "SIGNED [-1,1]",
"type": "number"
},
"p_env_attack": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_env_decay": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_env_punch": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_env_sustain": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_freq_dramp": {
"description": "SIGNED [-1,1]",
"type": "number"
},
"p_freq_limit": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_freq_ramp": {
"description": "SIGNED [-1,1]",
"type": "number"
},
"p_hpf_freq": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_hpf_ramp": {
"description": "SIGNED [-1,1]",
"type": "number"
},
"p_lpf_freq": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_lpf_ramp": {
"description": "SIGNED [-1,1]",
"type": "number"
},
"p_lpf_resonance": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_pha_offset": {
"description": "SIGNED [-1,1]",
"type": "number"
},
"p_pha_ramp": {
"description": "SIGNED [-1,1]",
"type": "number"
},
"p_repeat_speed": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_vib_speed": {
"type": "number"
},
"p_vib_strength": {
"type": "number"
},
"sample_rate": {
"type": "integer"
},
"sample_size": {
"enum": [
8,
16
],
"type": "integer"
},
"sound_vol": {
"type": "number"
},
"wave_type": {
"enum": [
0,
1,
2,
3
],
"type": "integer"
}
},
"type": "object"
},
"preset": {
"type": "string"
},
"related": {
"additionalProperties": {
"type": "string"
},
"description": "Next steps as paths on this origin. Each is priced by its own 402 challenge; GET /.well-known/x402 prices the whole origin in one free call.",
"type": "object"
},
"sampleCount": {
"type": "integer"
},
"sampleRate": {
"type": "integer"
},
"seed": {
"description": "The integer seed used — pass it back for byte-identical output.",
"type": "integer"
},
"wav_base64": {
"description": "Base64-encoded WAV (RIFF PCM, mono).",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"seed",
"wav_base64",
"params"
],
"type": "object"
}