x402.professorsausages.com

https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/headlines

Shares a payout wallet with 106 other endpoints — its adoption is attributed from that shared wallet's traffic, not earned exclusively.

Newest headlines from a deduped multi-source pile (GDELT + Hacker News + major RSS + Google News), newest first — filter by category, source, and language

60
reliability

Reliability & health

Uptime and response time from our own unpaid probes, plus the reliability score built from them.

Uptime

100.0% avg
0% 50% 100% Thu 8 PMSun 3 AMTue 10 AMThu 6 PM

Response time

p50 10ms · p95 14ms
0ms 50ms 100ms Thu 8 PMSun 3 AMTue 10 AMThu 6 PM
Data table
Reliability history per time bucket over the last 7 days (hourly).
Bucket Uptime Probes Response time
8/13/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 14ms
8/13/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/13/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 12ms
8/13/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/14/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/14/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 7ms
8/14/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/14/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/14/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/14/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 12ms
8/14/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/14/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/14/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/14/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/14/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 8ms
8/14/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/14/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/14/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 7ms
8/14/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 15ms
8/14/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 13ms
8/14/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/14/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/14/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/14/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/14/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/15/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/15/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/15/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/15/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/15/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/15/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/15/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 12ms
8/15/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/15/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/15/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/15/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 12ms
8/15/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/15/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/15/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 12ms
8/15/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 16ms
8/15/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/15/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/15/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 8ms
8/15/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/15/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/15/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 13ms
8/16/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 12ms
8/16/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 17ms
8/16/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 12ms
8/16/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/16/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 12ms
8/16/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/16/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/16/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/16/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/16/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/16/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/16/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 13ms
8/16/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/16/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/16/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/16/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/16/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/16/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/16/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 8ms
8/16/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/17/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/17/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/17/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 15ms
8/17/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/17/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/17/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/17/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/17/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/17/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/17/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/17/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/17/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 8ms
8/17/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/17/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/17/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 12ms
8/17/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/17/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 12ms
8/17/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 14ms
8/17/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/17/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/17/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 18ms
8/18/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/18/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/18/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/18/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/18/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/18/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 8ms
8/18/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/18/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 8ms
8/18/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/18/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 10:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/18/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 8ms
8/19/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/19/2026, 5:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/19/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/19/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/19/2026, 12:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 13ms
8/19/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 14ms
8/19/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 5:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/19/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 7:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
8/19/2026, 8:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/19/2026, 9:00:00 PM 100% 1 15ms
8/19/2026, 11:00:00 PM 100% 1 16ms
8/20/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 1 13ms
8/20/2026, 1:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/20/2026, 2:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/20/2026, 3:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/20/2026, 4:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/20/2026, 6:00:00 AM 100% 1 14ms
8/20/2026, 7:00:00 AM 100% 1 10ms
8/20/2026, 8:00:00 AM 100% 1 11ms
8/20/2026, 9:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/20/2026, 10:00:00 AM 100% 1 8ms
8/20/2026, 11:00:00 AM 100% 1 9ms
8/20/2026, 1:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/20/2026, 2:00:00 PM 100% 1 11ms
8/20/2026, 3:00:00 PM 100% 1 9ms
8/20/2026, 4:00:00 PM 100% 1 12ms
8/20/2026, 6:00:00 PM 100% 1 10ms
60
Composite reliability — the weighted average of the dimensions below, on a 0–100 scale.
Availability
100

How often it was reachable when we probed it (weight 35%).

Latency
100

How quickly it answers when it is up — fast scores high (weight 20%).

Security
100

Whether it serves over working TLS / https (weight 15%).

Transparency
61

Whether the operator disclosed what it does — description, schema, identity (weight 15%).

Activity
1

Observed on-chain payments to this endpoint's wallet — transactions, volume, and distinct paying wallets over the last month (weight 15%; not yet measured when we have not seen its wallet settle).

Confidence 100% — how much probe evidence backs this score. A thin history is flagged, not hidden.

See the scoring methodology for exactly how each number is computed.

Payment

Currencies
USDC
Networks
base
Facilitator
unknown
SDK
unknown

Operator

Company
inferred — unknown
Jurisdiction
Registrar
GoDaddy.com, LLC
Domain registered
2025-08-23
Hosting network
CLOUDFLARENET
Hosting country

Operator context is derived from public RDAP/TLS records and unverified. Company and country are only available for endpoints that publish them (an OV/EV TLS certificate or a non-redacted domain record); most endpoints are CDN-fronted and disclose neither.

On-chain activity (base)

33
payments (30d)
0.23
USD volume (30d)
11
paying wallets (30d)

Payments per day

last payment 8/18/2026
0 5 10 Jul 22Jul 29Aug 4Aug 18
Data table
Settled payments per day.
Day Payments Volume (USD) Paying wallets
7/22/2026 8 0.04 2
7/27/2026 10 0.04 2
7/28/2026 7 0.09 2
7/29/2026 2 0 1
7/30/2026 1 0.02 1
8/4/2026 2 0 1
8/13/2026 1 0.01 1
8/14/2026 1 0.01 1
8/18/2026 1 0.02 1

This payout wallet is shared: figures cover all 107 endpoints paid at it, since payments cannot be attributed to one of them. Only payments settled on chains and facilitators we index.

Linked by wallet — likely same operator

On-chain agent identity and the x402 endpoint that shares its settlement wallet.

Response schema
{
  "properties": {
    "articles": {
      "items": {
        "properties": {
          "categories": {
            "items": {
              "type": "string"
            },
            "type": "array"
          },
          "cluster": {
            "description": "Story-cluster id — articles sharing one are the SAME story from different outlets. The served window already keeps only one article per cluster, so this is provenance, not a filter you must apply. null when the headline was too short to cluster safely.",
            "type": [
              "string",
              "null"
            ]
          },
          "country": {
            "type": [
              "string",
              "null"
            ]
          },
          "domain": {
            "type": "string"
          },
          "feed": {
            "description": "Human feed label, e.g. \"BBC World\", \"Hacker News\", \"GDELT: technology\".",
            "type": "string"
          },
          "id": {
            "description": "sha1(normalized url) hex, first 16 chars — the dedupe key.",
            "type": "string"
          },
          "lang": {
            "description": "ISO-639-1 language, best-effort.",
            "type": [
              "string",
              "null"
            ]
          },
          "published": {
            "description": "ISO-8601 publish time (best-effort).",
            "type": "string"
          },
          "seen_at": {
            "type": "string"
          },
          "snippet": {
            "description": "Short plain-text description from the feed (≤240 chars); absent when the feed carries none.",
            "type": [
              "string",
              "null"
            ]
          },
          "source": {
            "enum": [
              "gdelt",
              "hn",
              "rss",
              "gnews",
              "sitemap"
            ],
            "type": "string"
          },
          "tier": {
            "description": "Reputability tier of the feed: official (Fed/SEC/White House/BLS/ECB press), major (wires + major outlets), trade (quality trade press), social (Hacker News), enrichment (GDELT-discovered, reputation-gated). Absent on records archived before the tiered portfolio.",
            "enum": [
              "official",
              "major",
              "trade",
              "social",
              "enrichment",
              null
            ],
            "type": [
              "string",
              "null"
            ]
          },
          "title": {
            "type": "string"
          },
          "tone": {
            "description": "GDELT document tone (negative = adverse), attached by URL match from GDELT's 15-minute files — present on any source GDELT also saw; null otherwise.",
            "type": [
              "number",
              "null"
            ]
          },
          "url": {
            "type": "string"
          }
        },
        "required": [
          "id",
          "title",
          "url",
          "domain",
          "source",
          "feed",
          "published",
          "categories",
          "seen_at"
        ],
        "type": "object"
      },
      "type": "array"
    },
    "count": {
      "type": "integer"
    },
    "freshness": {
      "properties": {
        "as_of": {
          "description": "updated_at of the corpus this response was served from.",
          "type": "string"
        },
        "coverage": {
          "properties": {
            "articles": {
              "description": "Articles covering that span.",
              "type": "integer"
            },
            "hours": {
              "description": "newest − oldest in hours — the searchable depth, usually far below window_hours.",
              "type": "number"
            },
            "newest_published": {
              "description": "Newest publish time held.",
              "type": [
                "string",
                "null"
              ]
            },
            "oldest_published": {
              "description": "Oldest publish time held; the real floor of any date filter.",
              "type": [
                "string",
                "null"
              ]
            }
          },
          "required": [
            "oldest_published",
            "newest_published",
            "hours",
            "articles"
          ],
          "type": "object"
        },
        "source_count": {
          "description": "Number of sources with ≥1 article in the current pile.",
          "type": "integer"
        },
        "window_hours": {
          "description": "Retention POLICY in hours (72). NOT the searchable depth — see coverage.hours.",
          "type": "integer"
        }
      },
      "required": [
        "as_of",
        "window_hours",
        "source_count",
        "coverage"
      ],
      "type": "object"
    },
    "updated_at": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "window_hours": {
      "type": "integer"
    }
  },
  "required": [
    "updated_at",
    "window_hours",
    "count",
    "articles",
    "freshness"
  ],
  "type": "object"
}