penny402.fun

https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet

Shares a payout wallet with 9 other endpoints — its adoption is attributed from that shared wallet's traffic, not earned exclusively.

An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.

61
reliability

Reliability & health

Uptime and response time from our own unpaid probes, plus the reliability score built from them.

Uptime

100.0% avg
0% 50% 100% Sep 7Sep 17Sep 26Oct 6

Response time

p50 7ms · p95 11ms
0ms 50ms 100ms Sep 7Sep 17Sep 26Oct 6
Data table
Reliability history per time bucket over the last 30 days (daily).
Bucket Uptime Probes Response time
9/7/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 15 7ms
9/8/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 20 7ms
9/9/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 21 6ms
9/10/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 14 6ms
9/11/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 10 6ms
9/12/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 9 7ms
9/13/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 16 7ms
9/14/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 15 7ms
9/15/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 16 7ms
9/16/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 16 7ms
9/17/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 15 7ms
9/18/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 13 7ms
9/19/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 13 6ms
9/20/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 12 7ms
9/21/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 12 7ms
9/22/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 12 7ms
9/23/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 12 7ms
9/24/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 14 7ms
9/25/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 13 6ms
9/26/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 14 6ms
9/27/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 13 7ms
9/28/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 12 6ms
9/29/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 13 7ms
9/30/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 11 8ms
10/1/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 12 8ms
10/2/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 12 7ms
10/3/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 12 6ms
10/4/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 10 7ms
10/5/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 10 7ms
10/6/2026, 12:00:00 AM 100% 2 6ms
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Composite reliability — the weighted average of the dimensions below, on a 0–100 scale.
Availability
100

How often it was reachable when we probed it (weight 35%).

Latency
100

How quickly it answers when it is up — fast scores high (weight 20%).

Security
100

Whether it serves over working TLS / https (weight 15%).

Transparency
61

Whether the operator disclosed what it does — description, schema, identity (weight 15%).

Activity
4

Observed on-chain payments to this endpoint's wallet — transactions, volume, and distinct paying wallets over the last month (weight 15%; not yet measured when we have not seen its wallet settle).

Confidence 100% — how much probe evidence backs this score. A thin history is flagged, not hidden.

See the scoring methodology for exactly how each number is computed.

Payment

Currencies
USDC
Networks
base, solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp
Facilitator
unknown
SDK
unknown

Operator

Company
inferred — unknown
Jurisdiction
—
Registrar
Cloudflare, Inc.
Domain registered
2026-09-01
Hosting network
CLOUDFLARENET
Hosting country
—

Operator context is derived from public RDAP/TLS records and unverified. Company and country are only available for endpoints that publish them (an OV/EV TLS certificate or a non-redacted domain record); most endpoints are CDN-fronted and disclose neither.

On-chain activity (base)

26
payments (30d)
0.07
USD volume (30d)
10
paying wallets (30d)

Payments per day

last payment 10/4/2026
0 3 5 Sep 11Sep 17Sep 27Oct 4
Data table
Settled payments per day.
Day Payments Volume (USD) Paying wallets
9/11/2026 5 0.01 2
9/12/2026 1 0 1
9/13/2026 1 0 1
9/14/2026 1 0 1
9/17/2026 1 0 1
9/21/2026 2 0.01 2
9/22/2026 2 0.01 2
9/24/2026 4 0.01 1
9/25/2026 1 0 1
9/27/2026 1 0 1
9/28/2026 3 0.01 2
10/1/2026 1 0 1
10/3/2026 1 0 1
10/4/2026 2 0.01 2

This payout wallet is shared: figures cover all 10 endpoints paid at it, since payments cannot be attributed to one of them. Only payments settled on chains and facilitators we index.

Linked by wallet — likely same operator

On-chain agent identity and the x402 endpoint that shares its settlement wallet.

Response schema
{
  "properties": {
    "date": {
      "description": "the UTC date this roast was keyed to (YYYY-MM-DD)",
      "type": "string"
    },
    "mechanic": {
      "description": "what was read, what was kept, and how the line was chosen",
      "type": "string"
    },
    "note": {
      "description": "the standing disclaimer that ships with every roast",
      "type": "string"
    },
    "payer": {
      "description": "the payer this roast was keyed to, as the facilitator named it. Null if it named nobody.",
      "type": "string"
    },
    "read": {
      "description": "what was read, as buckets rather than amounts. Null when nothing could be read — a non-EVM payer, or an RPC that did not answer in time — in which case the generic roast was served.",
      "properties": {
        "eth_bucket": {
          "enum": [
            "none",
            "some"
          ],
          "type": "string"
        },
        "kind": {
          "enum": [
            "eoa",
            "contract"
          ],
          "type": "string"
        },
        "usdc_bucket": {
          "enum": [
            "dust",
            "pocket",
            "purse",
            "vault"
          ],
          "type": "string"
        }
      },
      "type": "object"
    },
    "roast": {
      "description": "the roast, for the wallet that paid",
      "type": "string"
    }
  },
  "type": "object"
}